Winner - Winner .....

I tell ya, folks, handicapping, social media and family life? It’s a marriage made in heaven says the late Rodney Dangerfield... Yeah, right, heaven’s got better things to do than deal with this mess! It’s like my handicapping friends always ask, “What you doin’ with your winning wagers or do you give it right back?” You lose, they make fun, you win, they make fun—either way, you lose! You see, the response, should be, “I broke even.” That’s right, broke even. They bought it a few times—gullible, poor things. But then, one day, cash in a $5K voucher and someone sees you couting cash You know what they say? “Let me borrow $500!”

Some handicappers cash a ticket, brag about it, get arrested for looting.

Tell ya, handicappers get no respect, last month I got a tip that {name] was going to win first out, a cinch, I was told, they changed the name before the race, he won. No respect.

Yeah, the worst! playin’ games with friends and wallet! losing, no matter what, you lose. Winner Winner Chicken Dinner, my a$$!

Rodney has a point, nowadays you got guys robbing banks and taking selfies with tellers. You got guys and gals, posting their most intimate matters on social media, then wonder why they don't get not respect. What are they talking about ? Handicappers get NO respect.

Handicapping? It's really a comedy show! You get caught up in it, you're all excited, thinking you’ve figured it out—then wham! You lose big, or worse, you win just enough to lose again! And social media, it’s like your best friend and your worst enemy at the same time. Every time you think you’re on top, someone’s gotta post a ticket where they “just hit a $10,000 superfecta.” Yeah, sure, pal, I’m gonna believe that...just like I believe my friends and they're

dating a sure fire 10.

It’s like the old saying: Handicapping is a lot like a marriage. If you’re not careful, you're gonna lose your shirt—literally. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? Just make sure you don’t cash any vouchers out in the open. unless you’re really ready to explain it, and an offer tray will be out like you are at church on Sunday.

Oh boy, Bad Sam, the late Sam Kinison, what would he say handicapping, social media, and family ''you want to party, let's f%#%& go'' (screaming at the top of his lungs) He would also have something to scream about some of the handicapping opinions shared boastfullly on a day to day basis publicly. "I win every time, every single time, I get use to it, until [screaming] I F$@$5 lose it, I F$@#% lose it all, aaaaaaargggh" Good ole Bad Sam. You got to love handicapping and making scores, because horses never let you down...... "[screaming]I hate f&%$& losing, like I need another lesson...." If you learn to handicap really well, [screaming] "I wouldn't want give away everything I have on a small man with a whip in his hand " The Sam Kinison style of handicapping is available to peruse at every track or OTB near you. Just look around ....

You have to hear the psycho babble every minute before and after the race. Handicappers can even turn into marriage counselors if you are down an out after losing all your monies. "You know dude, you need to buy your wife roses and come home smiling, and tell her you were thinking about her and you wanted her to know how much cared". I can hear Bad Sam's response now [screaming]"I did that last week and I got her so hot and bothered, I didn't get to bet the daily double at the harness track" [screaming] "No, Thank you! She wanted to role play with a whip and pony"

Handicappers think they bad, says the late Richard Pryor, they could be losing their tails off and yet 'look cool'. Richard would have something to say about these honkies knocking jockeys as if they are a former award winning riders themsleves The only thing they rode in was a broke ass-bus, with a bumper missing and a cracked windshield. "Handicapping is really tough, lots of feelings ..... and losers", he would add "who would you believe, me, or your lying eyes", but win or lose, Richard would have made it look cool. Most handicappers lose all the time, they talk like they are a Rockefeller but live like a hobo, "cause when you lose all your money, you gotta get an attitude".

Handicapping is not for everyone, yet in delusional 21st century way its for everyone with fingers, a keyboard and access to the internet. The comedian Eddie Murphy would start on handicapping by "I need 5 thousand dollars'', he would scream out, "Im a bizness, man'' or better yet hold one of his 'Mister Robinson's Neighborhood' Handicapping' seminars:

"Can you say "cashing'' boys and girls.

We know all humor is rooted in pain, but so can handicapping, it hurts to lose, but its so sweet to win, then we can all say ''winner-winner chicken dinner"

...and the rain keeps falling in Lexington, No Respect~!